Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Vision Quest II

In a veritable coup of a cross-promotion not seen since Roy Hofheinz staged the Battle of the Sexes on Center Court-Astrodome, six astronauts will take BP at Minute Maid before some Marlins game.

Lance Berkman on the event-har-stunt: "I know that landing the space shuttle is difficult but so is hitting a baseball." He is wise. This would also be the moment to mention something about the diaper-astronaut-driver lady, if it weren't the oldest most played piece of news since Astronaut Nicole Smith.

2 Comments:

At March 1, 2007 at 5:31 AM , Blogger Benjamin said...

can the Astros bury Anna Nicole beneath that goofy hill they have in centerfield - or better yet let her decomposing corpse ride back and forth in the train that goes along left-field and every time an Astro goes yard fans can see a bit more rot

 
At March 1, 2007 at 12:59 PM , Blogger Dave said...

This blog has taken a very odd turn...

 

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