fans?
Future Cub Brian Roberts on his steroid use: "I can honestly say before God, myself, my family and all of my fans.....insert bland denial here"
Brian Roberts has fans? In the plural? Brian I think you listed all of your "fans" earlier in the quote - with the exception of God who most likely is lukewarm towards you at best
posted by Benjamin @ 5:08 AM
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I will expect a similar proclamation when the first American Gladiator goes down.
"I know that my legion of fans will miss me launching tennis balls at those little bitches in the dreaded Assault competition. Don't count me out, though. Before you know it I will be appearing on assorted sit-coms as the policeman stripper at Peg Bundy's secret bachelorette party or the guy that Bob Saget hit with his minivan, and is now angry and menacing."
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