notes from FLA

my father met Larry Sherry at a mall the winter after he was MVP of the World Series so clearly he knows almost just almost as much about sports as certain writers of unpopular novels who go to Arcade Fire shows and think they're cool

my father has also been a subscriber to Sports Illustrated since the early 1960's and this week marked the first time ever that he didn't know "Who the Fuck" the guy on the cover was; note this didn't stop him from sending an email to his best friend a diehard Indians fan saying the Yankees will eventually sign this guy which caused said Indian fan to go into a fit of rage