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I spent a decent part of my day today clicking the button by Roy Oswalt's name on the MLB's Last Man Standing vote or whatever it is. Clever little web-monkeys make you UN-click the "Yes I want your SPAM email" box with every single refresh. Then they strain your eyeballs to breaking with their swirling, grid-laid guess-a-number to fool the web-bots so intent on hacking Jeremy Bonderman into the All-Star game.

Turns out, my efforts were unnecessary, Roy-O is in. Old man Smoltz broke down.

Good. He's one of the best, don't know why he didn't get in as it is. On May 25, Jayson Stark called him the most underrated player in baseball. (His second choice was Trevor Hoffman, which is odd.)

Let's say nothing of the fact that all of the Astros All-Stars snuck in the back door. El Caballo was a player's choice. Nevertheless, may the might Black and Brick-coloration overrun San Francisco.