Red Sox Nation: A Perecentage Breakdown

who is Red Sox nation well let's break it down by percentage:

Skanks: 63%
Bandwagon jumping child molester types who didn't know the Red Sox existed until 2003 playoffs: 15%
Insufferable literary types who convince themselves this team didn't just buy a world series ala' the 1999 Yankees: 5%
Fratty date rape types (admittedly a much larger segment amongst Cubs fans): 7%
Fat guy and wife who ate in the same restaurant I did on Saturday and wore matching Nomar jerseys: 10%

the lesson: this baseball season and the Red Sox in general are totally insufferable