and then of course, naturally...

this nugget, keeping us on top of the developing story:

Matsui update

Astros second baseman Kaz Matsui is expected to miss four or five days after being diagnosed with a condition known as anal fissure.

While surfing for this mediocre picture, I came across this site. The guy is a black belt in the art of the self-snapshot where you reach your arm out and take a picture hopefully with a celebrity or cheerleader in the background. You can barely tell he's taking a self portrait unless you look carefully and he's also very good at the thumbs up.