Rating the superhunks of sportswriting

Al Featherston is an amazing sportswriter - who crafts lucid, intelligent, balanced pieces

Gregg Doyel is a hack who makes most deadspin commenters look like Grantland Rice

Featherston is largely a figure known only in the southeast and writes for small publications - Doyel is a national figure with a column on cbssportline.com (not linked but just google "flaming crap pile")

to me it doesn't really seem fair until you realize that Doyel almost assuredly have never been laid