What in the name of all things holy??

How old is this man??

According to OSU's player page, he's nineteen years old. Dear Sweet Lord, what were Greg Sr. and Zoe feeding their little boy? Plutonium? For a little perspective, I, a comfortable 23, have not yet developed the ability to grow hair on 90% of my face.

His nickname is "Grandpa," so this is by no means an original thought on my part, but nonetheless, I think it would behoove all of us to sit back and reflect on the fact that Star Trek predicted genetically altered supermen would one day walk among us, and that does indeed seem to be coming to pass.

Fortunately, they seem to age at an incredibly advanced rate, so the risk of them taking over the world is lessened.