2008 Preview - Letters to Each Team

Dear Royals,

My two best friends are fans of yours. But when this is the best thing you have going for you that pretty much means you're fucked. I love the curse of Steve Balboni though. America needs more Balboni's.

Yours,

Natty Bumppo.

P.S. If a Cardinal fan ever bitches about game 6 of the 1985 World Series tell them to please shut the fuck up.