2008 Preview - Letters to Each Team

Dear Cardinals,

As an Illinois resident I cannot tell you how happy I am that a native of our state, Will Letich, the Pol Pot of his generation is not a fan of either of our professional teams. How do I know this you ask. Because he never shuts the fuck up - that's how. You might want to think about retiring Ducky Medwick's testicles.

Yours,

Natty Bumppo

P.S. Don't forget to complain to Royals fans about game 6 of the 1985 World Series.