2008 Preview - Letters to Each Team

Dear Southern Illinois Miners of the Independent Frontier League,

I am looking into attending one of your games on July 5th of this year. Please note I will pay 6 times the face value of a ticket if you abstain from any wacky promotions during at least two of the following innings: 2nd, 3rd, 6th, 8th. Let's just see what happens if we go one game without the dizzy bat race.

Yours,

Natty Bumppo

P.S. Plastic Dirt? A brillant idea.